Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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