Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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