A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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