- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A black student graduated High School

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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