Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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