A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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