- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Cancer

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A American seeking into mexico

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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