- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Vagina cream... end of story

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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