- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

hers a joke... japanese people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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