Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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