sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Black people in Camden NJ.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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