Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Japan

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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