- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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