what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

boobs!

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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