- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head