What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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