Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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