Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

thumb_up thumb_down +5

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops