How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Good afternoon.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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