- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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