I have an idea! You leave.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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