- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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