Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Albert <3 Hunter

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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