How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

WNBA

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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