- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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