What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

poopy is poopy

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Fine, ladies first.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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