- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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