Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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