Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do I hate? people

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

scraggle is in you pillow case

Jeff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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