knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Click here for free sandwich.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Antijokes...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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