- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

I like that, but why am I happy?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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