Roses are red. Violets are blue.

alert('The Game')

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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