Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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p lkl

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What? Huh?

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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