Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Your life

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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