- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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