Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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