I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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