- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

a black man pays his child support

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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