- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Stop. Seriously stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

kk

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do we call Osama? Osama

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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