A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Anti Joke

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