Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Anti Joke

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