Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

VITAMIN C!

What did the old man say? Im old

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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