2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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