If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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