- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person