- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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