That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so...um, yeah

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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