Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

joke under this line wins _________________________

Boxing on Boxing Day

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Charlie Sheen is winning

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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