- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

It says so on your cap.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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