This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

SHUT UP JP

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

1+2 = 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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