- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

someone called someone else a frog

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black student graduated High School

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's 2+2? Fish

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