- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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