what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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