- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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