Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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non poop

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Get up Look in the mirror

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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