Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A house comes around the corner.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

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