I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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