- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

taking out the trash... at night

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Sloths

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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