- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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