what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Men

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Albino African Americans

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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