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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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