- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A house comes around the corner.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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