- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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