What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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