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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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