Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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