- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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