Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I went to work today....

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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