How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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