- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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