- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

In soviet Russia...things are different

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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