Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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