Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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How about that airline food?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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